me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
: The Men Commandments- Tony Parsons
1. The slower you move, the faster you die.
2. Money spent on dental work and travel is never wasted. Plan to die with good teeth and great memories.
3. A man should always have access to the best plumber, accountant and personal trainer that he can possible afford.
4. Never cheat on a woman…
